It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
Jackie Mason (1934 - )

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

One of the most sublime experiences we can ever have is to wake up feeling healthy after we have been sick.
Rabbi Harold Kushner

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Redd Foxx (1922 - 1991)

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
Robert Orben

A Hospital is no place to be sick.
Samuel Goldwyn (1882 - 1974)

Planting new trees for Earth Day

I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority.
E. B. White

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.
Frank Lloyd Wright

Adapt or perish, now as ever, is nature's inexorable imperative.
H. G. Wells

One cannot fix one's eyes on the commonest natural production without finding food for a rambling fancy.
Jane Austen

The goal of life is living in agreement with nature.
Zeno

"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax." -Albert Einstein

"Tax reform means, 'Don't tax you, don't tax me. Tax that fellow behind the tree.'" -Russell Long

"The taxpayer -- that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination." -Ronald Reagan