It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
Jackie Mason (1934 - )

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

One of the most sublime experiences we can ever have is to wake up feeling healthy after we have been sick.
Rabbi Harold Kushner

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Redd Foxx (1922 - 1991)

Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
Robert Orben

A Hospital is no place to be sick.
Samuel Goldwyn (1882 - 1974)