What Ellen Degeneres says:

I don't understand the sizes
anymore. There's a size zero,
which I didn't even know that
they had. It must stand for:
'Ohhh my God, you're thin.

'I was coming home from
kindergarten--well they told
me it was kindergarten. I found
out later I had been working in
a factory for ten years. It's good
for a kid to know how to make
gloves.

My grandmother started walking
five miles a day when she was sixty.
She's ninety-seven now, and we
don't know where the hell she is.

Procrastination isn't the problem,
it's the solution. So procrastinate
now, don't put it off.

Sometimes you can't see
yourself clearly until you see
yourself through the eyes of
others.