Some words of wisdom about Congress

Oh, I don't blame Congress.

If I had $600 billion at my disposal,

I'd be irresponsible, too.

Lichty and Wagner

It could probably be shown by facts

and figures that there is no distinctly

American criminal class except

Congress.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

Suppose you were an idiot and

suppose you were a member of

Congress. But I repeat myself.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

I don't mind what Congress does, as

long as they don't do it in the streets

and frighten the horses.

Victor Hugo (1802 - 1885)

This country has come to feel the same

when Congress is in session as when

the baby gets hold of a hammer.

Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)