Quotations about golf

There's something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open park- like setting that non-golfers can never truly understand.
Charles Rosin,

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Dave Barry

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
H. L. Mencken

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
Will Rogers (1879 -